My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Sweatshirt | Funny Dog Quote Crewneck; Witty Pet Sweatshirt

This dark green crewneck is all about honest pet lover vibes with a side of playful pet sweater energy—simple white text reads: “My dog and I talk shit about you.” Witty pet sweatshirt meets pet parent humor in this snarky dog apparel, perfect for the gen z dog shirt crowd or anyone who identifies as a hipster dog sweater fan. If you’re a couch dog sweatshirt kind of person, always ready to chill with my dog and skip the party, this is for you.

The dog and me sweater style combines a classic, relaxed fit with a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend—soft on your skin, holds its shape, with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching that keep up through plenty of lounge sessions. Easy to layer, this dog lover sweatshirt will be your go-to for chilly mornings and relaxed weekends.

Looking for a dog lover gift that stands out? This playful design brings together snarky humor and a sly wink that every honest pet lover will appreciate. Whether you’re joking with friends about your dog’s real opinions or just enjoying quiet company at home, the inside joke is always there.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) with Heather Sport blend where applicable
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for shape retention and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pearlized tear-away label for comfort and cleaner look
- Safety and sustainability: OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, meets flammability and chemical limits

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean